I will be participating in my local thoughtfulness collective's biannual silent humming drive tomorrow. As you know, we campaign twice a year in order to raise awareness for awareness. We believe that being thoughtful is the best means of improving our collective wellbeing together.
Tomorrow, I would appreciate it if you would be courteous and show your solidarity by avoiding speaking to me directly or indirectly, around or near me, and by refraining from wandering into my peripheral vision. It is imperative that I be left alone to focus. If you absolutely must communicate with each other, please engage in silent lipreading.
Regrettably, I will be unable to attend or participate in the presentation tomorrow. I have attached my notes to this message for you to review and assemble. Good luck with the presentation and thank you for your support —
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